Below are some of his observations i thought youd like. Deep thoughts by jack handey the philosophunculist. Originally, the deep thoughts bits featured the voice of phil hartman rip in the introduction, then jack handey, real guy, would read the surprising, iconic, and always hilarious statements. See more ideas about deep thoughts, thoughts and deep thoughts jack handy. Jul 31, 1992 it may be new age wisdoms finest hour.
If youre an archaeologist, i bet its real embarassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out its not a skull but just an old driedout potato. Online shopping from a great selection at books store. Shark riding an elephant, jack handeys deep thoughts on a shark riding an elephants back. For the uninitiated, deep thoughts was a brilliantly satirical saturday night. He is most famous for his deep thoughts, a large corpus of surrealistic oneliner jokes. On the site, jack handey still doles out his satirical observations andmuch sought after inspirational quotations. May 11, 2015 before there was internet snark way back in the dark ages of the 90s there were deep thoughts by jack handey. Discover and share deep thoughts by jack handey quotes. May 14, 2018 saturday night live used to include these very short bits in between their comedy sketches.
He is best known for his deep thoughts, a large body of surrealistic oneliner jokes, as well as his fuzzy memories and my big thick novel shorts. Two or more books free shipping please allow 12 weeks for delivery. I pulled out my old deep thoughts book read all the others. Deep thoughts were first seen in small comedy magazine army man comics edited by george meyer and continued in national lampoon in 1984 though gained popularity when they were read on saturday night live beginning in 1991. A unique collection of handeys deep thoughtsirreverent observations on life as seen on saturday.
Jack handey is a solidly built man of 64 with a swoop of graying hair. Apr 24, 2016 the title says it all this book is simply a collection of deep thoughts from the mind of jack handey, an emmy awardwinner and coproducer of saturday night live, where these thoughts first appeared. Many people have the false impression that jack handey is not an actual person, but a character created by saturday night live or a pen name used by national lampoon. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. A national bestselling collection of comedian jack handeys deep tho. Please stop the deep thoughts by jack handey goodreads. Jack handey born february 25, 1949 is an american humorist. Please stop the deep thoughts book deep thoughts by jack. Before there was internet snark way back in the dark ages of the 90s there were deep thoughts by jack handey. Get please stop the deep thoughts, the new book from jack handey. Deep thoughts by jack handey really funny clean jokes and humor. Buy a cheap copy of deep thoughts book by jack handey.
At the bottom youll find links to his the new yorker short stories. There was a time when deep thoughts by jack handy was the only part of snls hour and a half that made me laugh. Talk story about comedy writer jack handey, author of ojack handeys deep thoughts and also of saturday night live fame. Lucky for you, we have absolutely no intention of answering your questions. If youre an archaeologist, i bet its real embarassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out. The title says it all this book is simply a collection of deep thoughts from the mind of jack handey, an emmy awardwinner and coproducer of saturday night live, where these thoughts first appeared. Whenever you read a good book, its like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why i dont like to read good books. Deep thoughts by jack handey is a book that holds some of the funniest and most absurd segments from the saturday night live years. Deep thoughts by jack handey one thing a computer can do that most humans cant is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse. His other books include the stench of honolulu, what id say to the martians, deeper thoughts, all new, and deepest thoughts. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Its a neat trick to plan an elaborate trick on the first of april and then say april fools for instance i tried this real elaborate proposal that really got my girlfriends hopes up. Deep thoughts by jack handey farmer superstitions from dr. Dont ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like i did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are.
A unique collection of handeys deep thoughts irreverent observations on life as seen on saturday night live. Jack handey is a real person, and he wrote all the deep thoughts. Handy s absurdist humor touched my funnybone, and my funnybone is a queer little fella. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, jack handeys witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of.
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Jack handey born 25 february 1949 is an american humorist. It takes odd observations, as seen below, to set me to tittering. Dec 14, 2010 wow, i forgot how much i loved jack handey. Deep thoughts on personal productivity by jack handey the. Top 30 quotes of jack handey famous quotes and sayings. For instance, i was going to take my little nephew to disneyland, but instead i drove him to an old burnedout warehouse. He is best known for his deep thoughts by jack handey, a large body of surrealistic oneliner jokes, as well as his fuzzy memories and my big thick novel shorts, and for his deadpan delivery. I hope yall enjoy this snl short clip on deep thoughts by jack handy its hilarious. At some point during nbcs saturday night live, a mellifluousvoiced phil hartman announces deep thoughts by jack handey. The sequel to deep thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains inspirational lunacy from the saturday night live regular. What are the best deep thoughts by jack handey jokes.
Jack handey deep thoughts, recurring saturday night live comedy bit more about the author. Handy and his deep thoughts collections got what i need. I wish there was something called trial by ants, because at the end the guy would say, the ants have spoken. He has written several humor books, including, most recently, please stop the deep thoughts. On the website deep thoughts by jack handey, the funny moments live on even decades after the segments stopped airing on snl. My favorite fireworks, by jack handey the new yorker. Nov 03, 2016 if you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, letem go. Watch saturday night live highlight deep thoughts by jack handey on. He is best known for deep thoughts by jack handey, which appeared on saturday night live. Jack handeys the stench of honolulu is the funniest novel published this year. Or i could step backward, about a half a mile, where drivers didnt look when they came around that curve and where someone walking backwards could easily be hit. Jack handey deep thoughts quotations, famous quotes quote.
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